Funny christian quotes about dating
Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.
Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.
You don’t always have to be wise to get the best in life.
Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.
Martha Beck I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face.
No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.
It is a necessary tradition, but modern courtship has become a ridiculous little dance that includes apps and online profiles and “hooking up”.Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.Jonathan Lockwood Huie I want a man who is kind and understanding. Zsa Zsa Gabor Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter.This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.